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The mental asylum escapee blackbird makes a propaganda based post on his own site, scientists are still unclear why his balls are still non-existent after this show of complete shame to boost an ego.
The congress is close to having that meeting about NSA and stuff, go vote or something. I don’t know they didn’t pay me for this bit.
All citizens are requested to not endorse in 420blazeit activities.
The Architects guild was recently disbanded due to lack of progress. No official comment from any of those involved.
Sweden’s coordinates if used as color codes, become blue and yellow, guess what color its national flag is. BLUE AND YELLOW! *Black and yellow black and yellow black an… we bring this intermission to begin discussion on the weather.
Majority of Federal colonies are under storm warnings, prepare to get wet. Not in the good way either. In other less important stand points, ships have been grounded till the weather clears. Numerous warp storms are expected.
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[Sniper]: Made it glow, cuz glowing stuff is cool c;