I'm Pzk, the newly elected president of GSA. In my term I plan to:Replace every day of the week with a better version. (Tuesday > Thomas [The Tank Engine] Day) Replace every holiday with a holy version. (Christmas > MaysMas) Switch the Catholic Trinity to the holy Trinity. (Shrek, Thomas the Tank Engine, Billy Mays).
nah I'm just screwing around. But during this term, I will accomplish some things, and those things will be important.