GSA News Pilot

New project to turn our news into public posts.

Our first head-line.

GSA TROOPS VANQUISH UH BASE:

Even the late hours of the night do not prevent brave GSA operatives from raiding and nuking a UH base with Jason himself in attendance. Jason retreated into the cover of a secured base but disappeared from there.

GALACTIC FRIED CHICKEN?

G.F.C was closed today due to speculation of fake chickens.

BANANA MELT-DOWN:

A Banana stepped on a GSA podium today and began to announce he was spraying his love. Many people were killed.

That’s all for these hours, take care and stay blue.(Man in background yells smurf)

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