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GSA TROOPS VANQUISH UH BASE:
Even the late hours of the night do not prevent brave GSA operatives from raiding and nuking a UH base with Jason himself in attendance. Jason retreated into the cover of a secured base but disappeared from there.
GALACTIC FRIED CHICKEN?
G.F.C was closed today due to speculation of fake chickens.
A Banana stepped on a GSA podium today and began to announce he was spraying his love. Many people were killed.
That’s all for these hours, take care and stay blue.(Man in background yells smurf)