“A true story from a snail that travels to CANADADADADADDADADAAAAA!”

**This is a true story of a snail that travels to CANDADADADADADADDADAAAAAAAA!!**

**Everything really happend… Probably**

 

Dem prince of snails wanted togoto CANADADADADDADADADDADAAAAAAAAAAAA and gets a lamogini made3  outa candehsfud,

He rides dem cErs to CANADADADDADAAAAAAAAAA and ate some mounties.

The Prince then found a Ferrari made out of Dildo’s and rode it 25/7, after he was done ridin he killed his slutty sister and his whore brother.

He then raped a fox qhile eatin Candeh, and after all that he fianally reached his destiny… “Dildo Island!!!”
[RandomRaper1515]: “The fuck dude, you were going to Canada…” ( -_-)

[PrinceSmail]: “Oyus i forgot” ( ._.)

 

Dem pRinCe relised dat he wasnt in dem gud land.”he then crossed land celled: “United shits of asshole” and gone to Fuckerton  P.C.

He then did GTA 5 reel life and gone all strip clubsh to kill all em whores.

After dem long difficult Journey dem prince finally reached: Canada, Victoria.

 

((NUTSHELL))

“Long story short, I finally reached sexy Canada and ill be active again in GSA”

 

-SnailPrince

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5 thoughts on ““A true story from a snail that travels to CANADADADADADDADADAAAAA!”

  1. i agree Shad, he probably was High on the way to Not-Frozen-At-The-Moment North that I call home.

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